![]() ![]() On a scale from 1-10 my pain seems to always be Pi… It may be a low level but it goes on forever.Which famous Roman suffered from hay fever?… Julius Sneezer.Ski Pun: A novice skier often jumps to contusions.What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?… Alp! ( Skiing Jokes & Doctor Jokes).It is just force of hobbit! ( Doctor Jokes & Book Jokes) I keep reading Lord of the Rings over and over again… She told me not to worry. I went to see my doctor today about a problem.I recently got very addicted to skiing… My doctor told me I’m going down a slippery slope.It was fun but I my broke arm… I guess skiing has its downsides. Did you hear about the man who lost his left arm and leg in a skiing accident?… He ended up being all right.What is the #1 marathon for cardiologists?… The Boston Marathon.Smoking will kill you… Bacon will kill you… But, smoking bacon will cure it.Why did the cloud go to the doctor?… It was feeling a little under the weather! ( Rain Jokes & Doctor Jokes).So I guess it was an ether/oar situation. Before my surgery today, the anesthesiologist said I could be knocked out with gas or he could just hit me over the head with a canoe paddle….Which day do Alzheimer’s patients forget?… Memorial Day.What should you do if you don’t understand a coronavirus joke?… Be patient.What goes great with Corona?… Lyme disease.How does Barbie look so good despite being 63?… Plastic Surgery.What do you call a doctor for Barbies?… A plastic surgeon.What do all virus jokes have in common?… They’re catchy.What does a book do to get thinner?… Have its appendix removed.Grandpa died in the hospital because they had the wrong blood type on record… It was a Type O.What changed grandma’s opinion about heart transplants?… She had a change of heart.How did Grandpa describe her cataract surgery?… It was an eye-opening experience for her.Grandpa died because we couldn’t figure out his blood type… At least he told us to be positive.They always talk about how much my generation depends on technology, and my grandfather always mentions it whenever I visit them, so then I replied, “no, your generation depends too much on technology.” Then I unplugged his life support. My grandparents think that I depend too much on technology.How did Grandma describe her cataract surgery?… It was an eye-opening experience for her.What is a doctor’s favorite 80’s band?… The Cure.How do you know if an octopus is alive?… You check its octo-pulse! ( Octopus Jokes).“How did grandma agree to get spine surgery:? She told me, “It was holding me back for a really long time.””.It was the most painful vowel movement of my life. I got food poisoning from a can of Spaghetti-O’s….Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best doctor jokes.May Jokes for Kids & Funny Spring Jokes for Kids Top 10 May Pages / May Hashtag of the Day Find qualified tutors in your area today! My Town Tutors is a great resource for parents & teachers.
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